Police are seeking to arrest Timothy Akers on charges related to stolen credit cards. If successful, this will be #102 for the 40-year old criminal. The system works!
Even if you don't do the math, you might assume that he gets arrested as often as you pay your estimated taxes, but doesn't get convicted. You would be wrong.
He does get convicted. He also gets paroled. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall at the parole hearing after arrest number...oh, say 91.
"Have you learned your lesson, now?"
"Oh, yes, this time I have."
"Okay, we believe you. Parole granted."
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