For the man who has everything (except sense)

I’m skipping a review of the ludicrous Christmas gift catalogs because I’ve about done them to death. However, Brookstone does have one item that cannot pass without mention.

That would be the desktop missile launcher. Just hook it up to your computer, acquire target and commence the launch sequence. You’re fully equipped to irritate anyone in the room with up to four projectiles. And, you have remote access, so you don’t even have to be at home to attack your loved ones. But wait, it gets even better (or, more inane).

It is also capable of being controlled by anyone on your “buddy list.” So, you can enable you friends to shoot at you or your family. No isn’t that a good use for a handful of sawbucks?

I’d guess they have their engineers working on a way to send a potent current through your mouse for next year. Get on the waiting list, now.