Challenges

Related to the two previous postings, I was asked to join the board of an organization that advocates the recreational usage of a particular watercourse. I declined but offered to render some marketing assistance. They were happy to accept and forwarded a draft of a flyer that promotes their next outing on the water for my perusal. It included the following: "*Warning: Ohio EPA recommends no contact with waters of the (deleted) because it has excessive levels of fecal coliform bacteria and other pathogens from time to time, especially within 48 to 72 hours of a rainstorm heavy enough to cause combined sewer overflows along the lower (deleted). It is your personal choice on whether to participate, based largely on the strength of your immune system and your willingness to take a calculated risk. If you have an open cut or weakened immunities, you should not go. We prefer adults, but have allowed youths accompanied by a parent. You will need to be sure-footed in some places. Be ready to climb out of the canoe to get past shallow spots and low-head dams. Potential safety hazards include sudden drop-offs, hidden holes, slippery algae, submerged obstacles and jagged objects. Germicidal gel and a simple first-aid kit will be available." I know I wrote that I’m looking for challenges, but…