Prediction: Ellwood Bartlett will make millions. True, he recently cleared about $32 million in the Maryland lottery, but that’s just the beginning.
Ellwood teaches Wicca and Reiki, and was smart enough (I’m giving him credit, here) to declare that his favor with the pagan gods caused his win. How many people do you think will be signing up for his courses, not to mention his soon-to-be-released (I’m guessing) books and DVDs? He’ll clean up.
Is this a great country or what?
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