Monday, March 02, 2009

Signs of amusement

It’s Monday, it’s cold and I had a strenuous weekend. I could use some amusement.

The first sign was in front of a car dealer. “Isn’t it time you rethink Saturn?” I think GM’s already doing that.

The next was on a distribution center. “Liquidation sale on Omaha Steaks.” Is liquidation what occurs when you eat unsold meat? I don’t mind buying clearance on last season’s outdoor gear and clothing, because the difference is usually just a color change. Possibly, that’s the case here.

The third one I won’t even quote. But, when you’re manually doing the job of washing cars, you should be careful how you word the sign. Or, maybe they were.

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