
No need for them anymore because we've attained the pinnacle of fitness. I know because I received a promotion today for portable chopsticks.
Portable? "Gee, honey, I was going to bring along my chopsticks but they were just too bulky and heavy."
Until academia realizes the need for a degree track in "The world would be fine if everyone just listened to Henry," there is this site. (All content copyright 2010, Henry E. Dorfman)
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